{"product_id":"merde-darling-cap","title":"Merde, darling Cap","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong style='\"caret-color:' rgb color: font-family: arial helvetica sans-serif background-color:\u003e\u003cfont color='\"#000000\"'\u003eThe Merde Cap\u003c\/font\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp class='\"gmail-font-claude-response-body' gmail-break-words gmail-whitespace-normal gmail-leading- style='\"color:' rgb font-family: arial helvetica sans-serif background-color: caret-color:\u003e\u003cfont color='\"#000000\"'\u003eBecause even your hat has something to say.\u003c\/font\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class='\"gmail-font-claude-response-body' gmail-break-words gmail-whitespace-normal gmail-leading- style='\"color:' rgb font-family: arial helvetica sans-serif background-color: caret-color:\u003e\u003cfont color='\"#000000\"'\u003eThe Merde logo sits clean on the front — subtle enough for the school drop-off line, iconic enough for the dancers who immediately clock it. Flip it around and there it is:\u003cspan class='\"gmail-Apple-converted-space\"'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eMERDE, darling.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class='\"gmail-Apple-converted-space\"'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eEmbroidered on the back like the sign-off of someone who absolutely has their life together.\u003c\/font\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class='\"gmail-font-claude-response-body' gmail-break-words gmail-whitespace-normal gmail-leading- style='\"color:' rgb font-family: arial helvetica sans-serif background-color: caret-color:\u003e\u003cfont color='\"#000000\"'\u003eSpoiler: she's running on caffeine and muscle memory. But she looks incredible.\u003c\/font\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class='\"gmail-font-claude-response-body' gmail-break-words gmail-whitespace-normal gmail-leading- style='\"color:' rgb font-family: arial helvetica sans-serif background-color: caret-color:\u003e\u003cfont color='\"#000000\"'\u003eAdjustable fit. Bad hair day approved. Bun-friendly — we would never.\u003c\/font\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cfont color='\"#000000\"' style='\"font-family:' arial helvetica sans-serif background-color: rgb\u003e\u003cem style='\"caret-color:' rgb\u003eMERDE, darling. The hat told you first\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/font\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e  \u003cli\u003e100% cotton twill\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003eSoft structured fit\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003eLow-profile design\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003ePre-curved visor\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003eSewn ventilation eyelets\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003eHook-and-loop closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor environmental and human friendly reason, this product is only made when you order it. Please allow about a week for it to be made and we will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Apliiq","offers":[{"title":"black \/ One Size","offer_id":44589220003975,"sku":"APQ-5862519S34A1","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":44589220036743,"sku":"APQ-5862520S34A1","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/2179\/9047\/files\/5862519_6770.jpg?v=1778592388","url":"https:\/\/merde-by-sequins.myshopify.com\/products\/merde-darling-cap","provider":"Merde by Sequins","version":"1.0","type":"link"}