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Merde, darling Cap
$35.00
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$35.00
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The Merde Cap
Because even your hat has something to say.
The Merde logo sits clean on the front — subtle enough for the school drop-off line, iconic enough for the dancers who immediately clock it. Flip it around and there it is: MERDE, darling. Embroidered on the back like the sign-off of someone who absolutely has their life together.
Spoiler: she's running on caffeine and muscle memory. But she looks incredible.
Adjustable fit. Bad hair day approved. Bun-friendly — we would never.
MERDE, darling. The hat told you firstFeatures
- 100% cotton twill
- Soft structured fit
- Low-profile design
- Pre-curved visor
- Sewn ventilation eyelets
- Hook-and-loop closure
For environmental and human friendly reason, this product is only made when you order it. Please allow about a week for it to be made and we will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail.